In Which We're Holding These Flowers For A Wedding Gown
Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 9:26AM
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Mommy Wants Her Happy Sticks

by Molly Lambert

C'mon Sean P, give Mommy her happy sticks

Ahhhh thank you jesus

Amy's Blaaaaaaaake is incarcerated for another 27 months.

Everyone knows I like a blond man, and Charlie Hunnam was a superfox on Undeclared, but I have to say he is channeling Spencer Pratt in these promo pix for Sons Of Anarchy, which kind of looks exactly like John From Cincinatti with motorcycles in place of surfboards

The Vanity Fair issue with the sexy Miley Cyrus pic sold like a trillion copies. We're trying to sell a zillion blogs by following suit with this seductive Han Mo shot.

also we're going to hell

Miley's scenemo brother Trace Cyrus loves to take a hot photoset

"b'scuse me?" says Nick Jonas

Hayden Panettiere gives us whatever the opposite of a boner is.

(A renob?)

Time to play Soccer Players or Brideshead Revisited?

Soccer Players?

or Brideshead Revisited?

Both?

Baltimore is shady? R.I.P. K-Swift. Someone call McNulty.

Molly Lambert is the managing editor of This Recording. She tumbls here.

MY MY HEY HEY

"Everyone's a DJ" - Zookeeper (mp3)

"Moorestown" - Sun Kil Moon (mp3)

"Little Bird" - The Weepies (mp3)

"Baby Don't You Do It" - The Who (mp3)

PREVIOUSLY ON THIS RECORDING

Bernadette Mayer and our double secret picture collection.

Speculating about political futures.

Possible remedies for trouble sleeping.

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