London, By Woody
by SARAH LABRIE
When Match Point premiered in 2005, British reviewers railed against Allen’s skewed version of London, as if the film had anything to do with a reality other than the one inside his head. The movie was originally supposed to be shot in the Hamptons but after a series of flops (Melinda and Melinda, Hollywood Ending) Allen couldn’t get backing from American studios. The BBC offered to pay if he filmed in the UK and cast British actors. The result is a sexier Crimes and Misdemeanors set in upper-class London as envisioned by someone who never really left New York.
To recap: Jonathan Rhys Meyers is Chris Wilton, a scary, flat-eyed tennis teacher from Ireland. He marries into the wealthy Hewitt family and has an affair with his wife’s brother’s fiance, Nola Rice (Scarlett Johannson). She gets pregnant. He kills her, then gets away with it because God is dead and human life lacks both purpose and design.
The Hewitts’ daily agenda consists of drinking gin, going to the opera, buying art from museums or talking about doing these things. Wilton lives next to the Thames and works in the Gherkin where he’s rewarded handsomely for a job that requires no visible labor. The city itself is boiled down to a handful of symbols: Tate Modern, the Royal Opera House, the West End, and a fleet of black cabs to speed us through the negative space in between.
In Manhattan and Vicky Christina Barcelona, Allen does the same thing, whittling Manhattan and Barcelona down to imaginary versions of themselves. But those films play out like love songs, while Match Point is one step removed from a suicide note. With its wet, empty sidewalks and sky like an endless yawn, London embodies the exact sort of lonely nihilism this movie is about.
Match Point’s critics complain that the allegory is too literal, the dialogue wooden and off-putting, the overt references to Dreiser and Doestoevsky like something out of a bad student film. It helps if you don’t plumb it for a depth it never claims to possess. Instead, Allen makes it easy to float along on a sea of images without doing much thinking.
Free from the burden of character development, Allen funnels all his angst and energy into visual manipulation, every scene as deliberately lighted and composed as an Ingres painting. The film is like a champagne truffle for your eyes, two hours of cashmere and expensive tweed, sleek shiny hair and perfectly symmetrical faces.
ScarJo’s Nola is all pale curves and blue circles, a sensual Easter egg. She’s supposed to be sexy, not beautiful. We know this because she tells us, and because when she and Chris have sex, her flesh squeezes past the point her jeans can contain. We see love handles, a vague hint of stretch marks, flaws designed to make her all the more desireable for their corporeality.
Lots of critics saw Match Point as Woody Allen’s return to form, and it was his first financial success after a long string of bombs. Allen has said he thinks of it as one of the best films he’s ever made. And it’s true that the movie is pretty and funny and smart. It is also two hours and forty minutes long. After awhile, it starts to feel like listening to a freshman who just discovered Kierkegaard and hasn’t figured out that existential crises don’t matter. OK, yes.
Life is meaningless, our brief sojourns on earth random and tragic. But what about Groucho Marx or a Sentimental Education by Flaubert or Swedish movies or the crabs at Sam Wo’s or Tracy’s face?
Sarah LaBrie is the senior contributor to This Recording. She blogs here.
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