Hey Chauncey, Go Fuck Yourself Buddy
our mad men wishlist
by Alex Carnevale
We want to spoil John Wayne movies for Scientologists.
We want a daughter at Sarah Lawrence.
We want to be Jackie Kennedy.
We want to be Marilyn Monroe.
We want to be Irene Dunne.
We want to raise the bar and grow our hair out.
We want more photos in our inbox from the set of Cold Mountain.
We want to cheat on our wife with a young hottie.
We want to cheat on our wife with a hebrew hottie.
We want to cheat on our wife with an old hottie.
We want to be date draped.
We want to go to the club.
We want to bang our horse-riding budday.
We want to express our sadness through the ingestion of milk and shaving.
We want to go to a strip club and wear turquoise.
We want to feel more feminine.
We want to be tied up in Playtex.
Alex Carnevale is the editor of This Recording.
ERROL FLYNN IS GONE AND SO IS MY TASTE FOR SWORDPLAY
"Coming to Terms" - Carolina Liar (mp3)
"Something to Die For" - Carolina Liar (mp3)
"Done Stealin'" - Carolina Liar (mp3)
"California Bound" - Carolina Liar (mp3)
LET ME KNOW WHERE YOU LAND
Betty, Veronica, and Christopher Hitchens
Mike Nichols, Elaine May, and Diablo Cody
IF YOU CONTINUED WITH THE SCOUTS, YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT
From The Frontline Of The Gender Wars
cannes 1959, errol and bardot
PREVIOUSLY ON THIS RECORDING
No country for old somethings.
What to buy Molly for her birthday.
Racism is racism.
This Recording: Do Me a Favor And Let Me Be There When It Happens