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Pretty used to being with Gwyneth

Regrets that her mother did not smoke

Frank in all directions

Jean Cocteau and Jean Marais

Simply cannot go back to them

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Metaphors with eyes

Life of Mary MacLane

Circle what it is you want

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Friday
Aug072009

In Which John Hughes Invented PG-13

John Hughes On John Hughes

I so desperately hate to end these movies that the first thing I do when I'm done is write another one. Then I don't feel sad about having to leave and everybody going away. That's why I tend to work with the same people; I really befriend them. I couldn't speak after Sixteen Candles was over. I returned to the abandoned house, and they were tearing down [Samantha Baker's] room. And I was just horrified, because I wanted to stay there forever.

Most of my work has been about ordinary people. Just regular folks, the guys that live on the right and left of you, the people you grew up next to. They're people you see every day, but you may never stop and think about them. But if you do stop and look, you discover there are really great dramas taking place in every one of those lives.

Molly Ringwald: Would a woman like Kelly LeBrock have been your ideal when you were a teen?

John Hughes: No. Too scary.

Ferris has a line where he refers to his father's saying that high school was like a great party. Ferris knows what his father was like, and he knows that his father has just forgotten the bad parts. Adults ask me all sorts of baffling questions, like, "Your teenage dialogue - how do you do that?" and "Have you actually seen teens interact?" And I wonder if they think that people under twenty-one are a separate species. We shot Ferris at my old high school, and I talked with the students a lot. And I loved it, because it was easy to strike up a conversation with them. I can walk up to a seventeen-year-old and say, "How do you get along with your friends?" and he'll say, "Okay." You ask a thirty-five-year-old the same question, and he'll say, "Why do you want to know? What's wrong? Get away from me." All those walls built up.

I was kind of quiet. I grew up in a neighborhood that was mostly girls and old people. There weren't any boys my age, so I spent a lot of time by myself, imagining things. And every time we would get established somewhere, we would move. Life just started to get good in seventh grade, and then we moved to Chicago. I ended up in a really big high school, and I didn't know anybody. But then The Beatles came along.Changed my whole life. And then Bob Dylan's Bringing It All Back Home came out and really changed me. Thursday I was one person, and Friday I was another. My heroes were Dylan, John Lennon and Picasso, because they each moved their particular medium forward, and when they got to the point where they were comfortable, they always moved on. I liked them at a time when I was in a pretty conventional high school, where the measure of your popularity was athletic ability. And I'm not athletic - I've always hated team sports.

The Beatles and The Clash are the greatest. I've listened to the Beatles' White Album for more than sixteen years, and when we were filming Ferris Bueller, I listened to the album every single day for fifty-six days.

I was very worried that some of the long dialogue scenes in The Breakfast Club would get booed off the screen, but I think they work because by the time you reach them, you've gotten to know the characters.

Mr. Mom was pretty badly butchered. I just got raped on the project. It is, in fact, the story of my and my two children. I did the first draft in a day and a half, one sitting.

I never start with the jokes. I look at an issue and try to find every story in it. The world can only take so many Airplane!s. To me, Animal House was a character movie. I'm a great fan of Capra, Hitchcock, and The Honeymooners. Stories and characters. You get a lot of bad comedy from people sitting around a bar and saying, "Wouldn't it be funny if?" The Lampoon taught me the value of being honest, to reach deep into myself and put out things that other people were also thinking.

I used to watch The Mickey Mouse Club, those obnoxious, spoiled Mouseketeers you just wanted to beat the tar out of. They could do anything! Disneyland after hours? Whatever you want! They'd wear these horse things, and they'd give away giant Tootsie Rolls. My grandmother was diabetic; there was a fear of sugar in my house. I wanted one of those goddamn Tootsie Rolls, I wanted to dance with that horse for a while, I wanted to go to Disneyland. I never got there as a kid and knew I never would.

I stumbled into this business, I didn't train for it. I yelled 'Action!' on my first two movies before the camera was turned on. They're not perfect movies, they're flawed. They're not cappuccino pictures, they're sort of Maxwell House instant coffee out of the machine at the car wash.

America has this great reverence for New York. I look at it as this decaying horror pit. So let the people in Chicago enjoy Ferris Bueller.

People ask me, ‘Were you the geek?’ No, I wasn’t. ‘So which one were you?’ I don’t get it. Who was Alfred Hitchcock in his movies? Janet Leigh? Did anyone even ask him?

You know that assignment you always get in high school when you’re reading Walden, to keep a journal? Well, I just kept doing that.

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"Danke Schoen" — Wayne Newton (mp3)

"Love Missile F1-11 (Dance Mix)" — Sigue Sigue Sputnik (mp3)

"Taking the Day Off" — General Public (mp3)

"Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want" — The Dream Academy (mp3)

Tuesday
Jul282009

In Which Molly Reviews True Blood For Your Amusement

 

Sookeh You Is My Woman Now

by MOLLY LAMBERT

Nothing is worse than banging a shapeshifter that's been enslaved to tempt you. It's seriously the worst. It's like finding out that the person you've fallen in love with is actually a prostitute robot that's been specifically programmed to make you like it.

 

Even in True Blood, which is based around such an obvious Mary Sue, it still sucks that Sam and Tara have been saddled with what increasingly appear to be transformed pigs conjured up by Maryann the sorceress's freaky bloodsugarsexmagik.


"WHAT I GOT I GOT TO GET IT PUT IT IN YOU"

Meanwhile Bill frolics with his maker in the leftover sets and costumes from the movie version of Chicago. The whole "Bill used to be evil and debonair and good at playing ragtimey piano" thing is ridiculous, but not more ridiculous than anything else on this ridiculous show. At least they admitted it's camp from the get-go. I will warn you when this show overshoots my tolerance for camp (as Nip/Tuck and Myra Breckinridge did).

Oh True Blood. You are so bad to be good. And so good at being bad. Kind of in a high budget version of supernatural daytime soap Passions way.

 

Oh there's HBO style sex. Including Hung and Entourage, HBO should advertise Sunday night as "off-camera blowjobs night," so prevalent a stylistic choice it has become.

Blond Redhead: Eric and Jessica being attractive at Comic Con

True Blood is as soapy as Jefferson Randolph Smith II. The show devotes as much time to its couplings as Grey's Anatomy or Gossip Girl. Meanwhile the eight millionth scene of Bill and Sookie bickering and/or sweet talking in bed has me yelling "WRAP UP THE MARYANN PLOTLINE ALREADY!" at the screen. I've gotten so bored that I've started to find Sam Merlotte really attractive. What's up dog.

Maryann's orgies could not possibly be more dull or non plot-advancing. They are boregies. It reminds me of the naked parties at Hogwarts. Why would I want to go to a party where minotaur possessed balls might touch me against my will? No thank you.

As much as I like Jason Stackhouse's aryan slut wife friend, I do miss ye olde days of psychedelic V blood montages with Janis Ian (dyke).

Jason's inherent goodness battles it out with his stupidity for my delight. "Hot dumb guy" is one of my favorite character tropes. Jason's plotline is consistently the most entertaining, much like Tara's is the worst, for all its witchcraft and colored contactery.

Godric made no appearance onscreen this week, although he was talked about. Somebody on the internet called him "Mango" and now it is all i can see. Hot Eric was mostly wasted and overly made up. Hot PTSD Terry (underrated!) bunny hugged Lafayette and gave fan fiction writers a new homoerotic slash pairing to freak out about.

 

Will the rumored Bill - Sookie - Eric love triangle finally materialize? Will straight male viewership go up when Evan Rachel Wood starts guesting, assuming she shows her tatters? Will Lafayette ever turn out any of his hot Southern straight guy friends and get the off-camera blowjob he so richly deserves? Will I keep watching this dumb show? Probably, Probably Not, Hopefully, and I Imagine So.

Molly Lambert is the managing editor of This Recording. She tumbls here and twitters here.

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"We Will Be Apart" — Bodies of Water (mp3)

"It Is Familiar" — Bodies of Water (mp3)

"Here Comes My Hand" — Bodies of Water (mp3)

Tuesday
Jul212009

In Which We Monitor The Ongoing Sequence of Events

Stare deep into the snowhole to see your future...

Falling in Snowholes

by MOLLY LAMBERT

The Rising Storm has psixties and pseventies psych from Aorta, Love, Embryo, and The Fugs. And the lost rock opera Potato Land from Randy California of Spirit.

Madonna's Sex Book, in its entirety. NSFW, but also OMFG.

Børre Sæthre and his magickal installation art nightmarescapes

Zewesawam!

Cat Power wants you to help Indians get plumbing.

Indie rock hotties class of 07, special ed, and A/V Club.

SHIFT in Japan is your guide to mental vacations around the globe.

Apocalypse!

Paper Coffin

The lonely life and many loves of H.G. Wells

H.G. Wells interviews Joseph Stalin

Haus Der Musik (The Sound Museum)

Gail Simone is saving Wonder Woman

Men are the new Women, and they have sand in their (new) vaginas.

Slut Machine meets Dr. Ruth, sexiness ensues

Zach Galifianakis and Michael Cera, between two ferns

The Ace Hotel

Drug companies profit from "swine flu bonanza"

The mysterious downfall of Neanderthals

Hilton Als on Michael Jackson

Nicolas Sarkozy's son Pierre produced beats with Timbaland for my future husband David Banner? WTF?

The Ice Village in Tomamu

Aftertalk

Did a comet hit earth and kill many?

Pinback's Rob Crow loves Jean Shepherd, and we do too.

Top cliches in science.

Close some goddamn doors.

Rich kids have no work ethic? You don't say.

The Microwave Festival

Old peoples on the internets.

Bone up on your gothness at the Encyclopedia Gothica

Poetry is very goth.

Molly Lambert is the managing editor of This Recording.

Pizza Man and Egg Ghosty

"Are Your Friends Electric?" — The Dead Weather (mp3)

"Hang You From The Heavens" — The Dead Weather (mp3)

"Will There Be Enough Water" — The Dead Weather (mp3)

"No Hassle Night" - The Dead Weather (mp3)

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