In Which We're Holding These Flowers For A Wedding Gown
Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 9:26AM 
Mommy Wants Her Happy Sticks
by Molly Lambert
C'mon Sean P, give Mommy her happy sticks
Ahhhh thank you jesus
Amy's Blaaaaaaaake is incarcerated for another 27 months.
Everyone knows I like a blond man, and Charlie Hunnam was a superfox on Undeclared, but I have to say he is channeling Spencer Pratt in these promo pix for Sons Of Anarchy, which kind of looks exactly like John From Cincinatti with motorcycles in place of surfboards
The Vanity Fair issue with the sexy Miley Cyrus pic sold like a trillion copies. We're trying to sell a zillion blogs by following suit with this seductive Han Mo shot.
also we're going to hell
Miley's scenemo brother Trace Cyrus loves to take a hot photoset
"b'scuse me?" says Nick Jonas
Hayden Panettiere gives us whatever the opposite of a boner is.
(A renob?)
Time to play Soccer Players or Brideshead Revisited?
Both?
Baltimore is shady? R.I.P. K-Swift. Someone call McNulty.
Molly Lambert is the managing editor of This Recording. She tumbls here.
MY MY HEY HEY
"Everyone's a DJ" - Zookeeper (mp3)
"Moorestown" - Sun Kil Moon (mp3)
"Little Bird" - The Weepies (mp3)
"Baby Don't You Do It" - The Who (mp3)
PREVIOUSLY ON THIS RECORDING
Bernadette Mayer and our double secret picture collection.
Speculating about political futures.
Possible remedies for trouble sleeping.
Reader Comments (3)
Trace Cyrus breaks his daddy's achey-breaky heart.
Oh Lord! John from Cincinnati with motorcycles? That's sounds painful.
Opposite of a boner = Okkervil River.
Nothing personal, Okkers.