In Which Georgia Gives You The McNuggetini
It Shall Be Known By One Name
by Georgia Hardstark
For a few months now, my girl Alie and I had an idea for the perfect late night/after hours snack. It started as a joke. We found ourselves hungry after last call, and seemed to be having regular cravings for McNuggets.
Alie's obsession and constant quest to find the perfect alcoholic beverage/dinner/dessert (also see: White Russian), led us to concoct what is sure to become the new craze for the upscale watering holes.
McNuggitini
Recipe by Alie and Georgia
Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 0 minutes
Yield: 2 servings
Ingredients:
2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking)
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard)
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: Absolut)
Open the McDonalds bag. Eat one McNugg each, followed by two bites of the Filet-o-Fish (make sure you don't tell anyone that you eat Filet-o-Fishes).
Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth.
Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass. Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).
Photographic Evidence (thanks to my sister, Leah):
Purchasing the Goods (so exciting!)
Shaking
Rimming
It's bad luck to pour your own McNuggitini
Prepairing the McNugget garnish
Never pass up an oppourtunity to toast with a friend
Meat garnishing
After months of daydreaming, the final product is here!
"To life."
Tentative.
"Oh sweet Jesus."
Try really, really hard not to vomit.
Try again.
You're drinking a McNuggitini, it's almost required that you act like a dork
The money shot.
The End.
Georgia Hardstark is a contributor to This Recording. She is a writer and culinary innovator living in Los Angeles. For more gallant Hardstarking, visit her blog. She also tumbls for your pleasure here. You can view her debut on TR here.
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Reader Comments (132)
[...] Click here for the recipe. And I take no responsibility if your stomach falls out through your ass after drinking this. Just put your stomach on ice, shake it off and call the free clinic. [...]
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"Vodka. Tons"
The BreakfastClub reference
This post rocked
omg--that is so gross! LOLz. take away the nugget and the bbq, though, and you're onto something. would using a frosty be blasphemous, though?
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You are reel purdy ladees. Do you kno betsy?
You are so funny and that is super gross, but you both are so beautiful ;-)
I think Brad is hititng on you.
Be very afraid, ladies. The board at Popbitch (google or Wikipeida Popbitch if you haven't yet had the dubious pleasure) last year worked itself into a communal jizzfest (and that's even the straight female contributors) over a photo of a pretty young lady one of them had found on the web. You might like to check out the board this morning - it seems like you are heading into 'This Year's New Betsy' territory. Expect years of cyber stalking by fat sweaty guys who blog with no clothes on. Hi Spank!
Hey, I'm not fat (you're about right with the rest of it though)
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Why this is just a shameless rip-off of Stick-It-In-Burger Corp's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejPdR5r-CFk" rel="nofollow">Burgertini. Alas, the lawyers will have to be notified. Ladies, I bid you good day.
You girls have moxy, I'll give you that. But I still threw up in my mouth a little bit at this.
That is truly disgusting. Last McD I ate was probably 4 years ago... you just added another 10. Cheers :-)
I gave up Mickey D's about 5 years ago after seeing "Supersize Me", however, this "nugget" of a recipe might be cause for reconsideration. lol
Or maybe I'll just try the vodka in the milkshake thing.
OMG! I'll never look at McNuggets in the same light again!
You left out the last photo of each of you puking into a McDonald's brand barf bag.
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The self expression in this article made me want to kill everything around me.
You girls are adorable. Xo. I want to try this as well as a bacon martini.