In Which Georgia Gives You The McNuggetini
It Shall Be Known By One Name
by Georgia Hardstark
For a few months now, my girl Alie and I had an idea for the perfect late night/after hours snack. It started as a joke. We found ourselves hungry after last call, and seemed to be having regular cravings for McNuggets.
Alie's obsession and constant quest to find the perfect alcoholic beverage/dinner/dessert (also see: White Russian), led us to concoct what is sure to become the new craze for the upscale watering holes.
McNuggitini
Recipe by Alie and Georgia
Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 0 minutes
Yield: 2 servings
Ingredients:
2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking)
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard)
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: Absolut)
Open the McDonalds bag. Eat one McNugg each, followed by two bites of the Filet-o-Fish (make sure you don't tell anyone that you eat Filet-o-Fishes).
Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth.
Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass. Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).
Photographic Evidence (thanks to my sister, Leah):
Purchasing the Goods (so exciting!)
Shaking
Rimming
It's bad luck to pour your own McNuggitini
Prepairing the McNugget garnish
Never pass up an oppourtunity to toast with a friend
Meat garnishing
After months of daydreaming, the final product is here!
"To life."
Tentative.
"Oh sweet Jesus."
Try really, really hard not to vomit.
Try again.
You're drinking a McNuggitini, it's almost required that you act like a dork
The money shot.
The End.
Georgia Hardstark is a contributor to This Recording. She is a writer and culinary innovator living in Los Angeles. For more gallant Hardstarking, visit her blog. She also tumbls for your pleasure here. You can view her debut on TR here.
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Reader Comments (132)
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I prefer my martinis with Gin. I'm buying nugs just before to give it a go. :-P
Can I come over some time?
I'm in love with you
Cute drunk chicks!
How do you two stay so skinny eating all that mcdonalds food?
[...] last call desire for McNuggets. What must have been going through their minds when they created this concoction I will never know but at least it appears they had fun with it which I fully respect. [...]
Nice. This leads to many other 'tinis. The Whoppertini, The Slidertini, The Mash Potatotini, The Thanksgivingtini, The Coney Dogtini, Pizzatini.. the list is endless.
Please post follow up stories and pictures every year so we can all watch the slow and steady weight gain.
i really hope you two have seen this:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/30285
How can 2 women so attractive drink/eat something so disgusting? lol
Marry me?
i seriously at 50 mcnuggets one day to see if i could.
tasty!!
J
urbanfluteproject
We don't have mcnuggets in the UK. I'm going to try making the drink with bovril.
Another good drink: The Golden Nugget
Squeeze ketchup packet on top of right hand. Hold McNugg in left hand. Hold shot of Goldschläger in right hand. Lick the ketchup, take the shot, then chomp down the chick nugg.
For a more racy version, lick the ketchup off a pair of breasts and eat the McNugg out of cleavage.
This just gave me a ton of new ideas. Gracias. I actually write about creating cocktails/shots. Not too sure about the whole barbeque sauce rim though haha, I might gag if I tasted that while drinking a vodka-ed up milkshake. That or my heart might implode.
you gals wouldn't happen to be looking to have any kids?????
In Taiwan, they regular serve up squid-ink ice cream...bacon ice cream...
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[...] The McNuggitini. [...]
Just saw this now. Absolutely disgusting, and quite frankly I stopped paying attention and started paying attention to Georgia. So cute!
Wow, the creepy e-crushing dudes are more disturbing than eating at McDonald's.
FYI im so making one this weekend
you girls are amazing!