In Which Georgia Gives You The McNuggetini
It Shall Be Known By One Name
by Georgia Hardstark
For a few months now, my girl Alie and I had an idea for the perfect late night/after hours snack. It started as a joke. We found ourselves hungry after last call, and seemed to be having regular cravings for McNuggets.
Alie's obsession and constant quest to find the perfect alcoholic beverage/dinner/dessert (also see: White Russian), led us to concoct what is sure to become the new craze for the upscale watering holes.
McNuggitini
Recipe by Alie and Georgia
Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 0 minutes
Yield: 2 servings
Ingredients:
2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking)
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard)
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: Absolut)
Open the McDonalds bag. Eat one McNugg each, followed by two bites of the Filet-o-Fish (make sure you don't tell anyone that you eat Filet-o-Fishes).
Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth.
Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass. Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).
Photographic Evidence (thanks to my sister, Leah):
Purchasing the Goods (so exciting!)
Shaking
Rimming
It's bad luck to pour your own McNuggitini
Prepairing the McNugget garnish
Never pass up an oppourtunity to toast with a friend
Meat garnishing
After months of daydreaming, the final product is here!
"To life."
Tentative.
"Oh sweet Jesus."
Try really, really hard not to vomit.
Try again.
You're drinking a McNuggitini, it's almost required that you act like a dork
The money shot.
The End.
Georgia Hardstark is a contributor to This Recording. She is a writer and culinary innovator living in Los Angeles. For more gallant Hardstarking, visit her blog. She also tumbls for your pleasure here. You can view her debut on TR here.
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I'd hit it on a Bed of McNuggets with a bottle of Vodka.
2 cute chicks, a weird recipe and some mcnuggets. what more could the world want?
Well done ladies. I loved the humor in the recipe. Awesome.
Oh my goodness. What brave girls... I've written a quick follow-up on my Website and used one of Leah's photos. I hope that's okay. I did try to give proper credit. Let me know if there's any problem.
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This post just won't quit! Why is this one every fan's first love? their one shameless, anonymous guilty pleasure?
The catchy name, Pavlov and fun.
cleavage?
LOVE? between a woman and a woman and a man and his nuggets.
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many moons ago i dipped a mcnugget in a chocolate milkshake. twas the most delightful taste, but was nary retasted.
thank you for this gem.
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we had to feature this at Gay List Daily
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Awesome! I once made a peep-tini, it was on Easter, I was craving a martini, and candy. I shook the vodka with nerds and added a peep, with a sword through its head, as a garnish. Not very tasty, but very fun!
First "Two Girls One Cup", now this... We are living on a truly sick planet...
hmm.... I have to say, you are so brave. I doubt abt the taste though...
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Me thinks you two had a few shots to entice this beautiful creation. I really have to hand it off to you.
Really funny post. It didn't look like it would taste all that great.
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Wow. Eat healthier. You gals are looking a little anorexic in "The money shot." Well, okay in all the photos. By the way, I'm a caucasian male.
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I enjoyed this. Very creative.