THE FUTURE In Which We Bring You All The Madness March Can Handle
Monday, March 1, 2010 at 9:02AM 
Hail To Mars
by MOLLY LAMBERT
Hello everybody! Did you have a nice weekend? Are you stoked for March? Glad the Winter Olympics are over and 30 Rock will come back? Just happy February is over and you're that much closer to spring and summer, snowstorms aside. Can you tell that I'm greasing you with personal questions because I'm about to hit you up for money? Okay not YET I'm not. We're going to be giving you the best new content we've got.
I'm not asking you to donate now, just telling you I'm going to later after I LAVISH YOU with visions of future blog posts and then LAVISH YOU SOME MORE with the actual blog posts. We want to thank you for reading This Recording and supporting it with your eyes and brains. Our readers mean the world to us.
This Recording promises to bring you the following things during March:
The trials, tribulations, rewards, and frustrations of interspecies polyamorous love!
Nicki Minaj being a crazy bitch in a pink wig and making thizz faces I can screencap!
Vince Vaughn eating hot dogs at hockey games/looking like an elephant seal!
"Mickey Mouse Acid" LSD laced temporary tattoos to give to your kids!
Chloe Sevigny in the early nineties wearing some Vans and a lunchbox hat!
Pictures of Jon Hamm walking around doing whatever the fuck handsomely!
Riveting Oscar season updates and photographs from Jane Fonda's personal blog!
Up to the minute updates on tweenspeak, Justin Bieber, and sexting!
Pictures of Jim Halpert and Emily Blunt transforming into one same-faced being!
All kinds of scary ass bitches judging you from the front row!
Teacup snail dogs and more this month on This Recording!
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